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The IC Hate Meme ([personal profile] characterhate) wrote2023-05-13 11:20 pm

NEW POST. NEW HATE.

what do you mean this comm is over ten years old and hasn't had a new post since then

you know the drill, folks. spread all the lies and slander, rail against lies and slander, be mean, get angry, throw stuff, set fires. just mind the rules.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's...sad, really.

So if the Goddess handed them down to the worthy few, this meant she wanted them to fight endless wars?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The Goddess never intended to give it to humans.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm assuming that doesn't mean she intended to give them to animals.

Okay, so if they weren't meant to be given to humans, how did they come to be? Why do we have them and why are they so important?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Say, Linhardt... Would you be down in hearing 'heresy' if you wanna know the truth about Crest? :3

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me. I've never been as religious as some faith users.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The Saints of the Church are not humans.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh.

That, I was not expecting to hear. They certainly wear convincing disguises.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They can take human form, but they're not human.

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, which one of you gave Amber alcohol? Because there's a dozen alpacas in the parlor, footprints on the castle roof, and Amber's asleep in the bathing tub and when he wakes up we're gonna need a few buckets.

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we can safely say that Emblems weren't involved. ...Unless Ephraim egged on Amber with a drinking challenge, because Ephraim would.

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Come to think of it, Eirika insisted Ephraim be allowed to join the party last night...

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's why I suggested it in the first place...

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So Ephraim's at least a suspect.

My guess was gonna be Jade so she'd have more fodder for her next book, but then I remembered how last time Amber got drunk he tried to pick her up and carry her under his arm. She...didn't care for that.

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...So, I'd imagine the alpacas are from his family's farm, then?

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure, they could be wild and I wouldn't know the difference. I'm...not very alpaca savvy.

(Anonymous) 2024-01-01 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a scary thought!

(Anonymous) 2024-01-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway, I'd better put Amber in his own bed...and make coffee. He's gonna be miserable when he wakes up.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck Gharnef. That's all.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but let's make sure no one gets it wrong and attempt to- GAH I NEED BRAIN BLEACH, I CAN'T CONTINUE!

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...yeah I could've worded that better. Sorry.

Unless someone takes it another wrong way and charges him too much for his evil lair insurance. That's a good way to fuck someone.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...Evil Lair Insurance? I didn't know that existed.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't, but we should invent it just for him.

...Prince Marth, right? It's hard to be sure who you're talking to in a place like this.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's actually Ange. If you know me.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, sorry about that.

This is Wolf.

(Anonymous) 2024-09-02 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...This explains so much...

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