NEW POST. NEW HATE.

[characterhate]

what do you mean this comm is over ten years old and hasn't had a new post since then

you know the drill, folks. spread all the lies and slander, rail against lies and slander, be mean, get angry, throw stuff, set fires. just mind the rules.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

No, really, Prince Alcryst is the worst. Here we have literal royalty with a loving family, two supportive retainers, many talents, and all he ever does is whine and moan about how much he sucks. And his excuse is that people compared him to his brother? Oh boo hoo hoo, cry more, welcome to being the second kid. So a few people were mean to him once, he's seventeen years old. He has enough mental and emotional support that he can get over it and stop whining like a spoiled little bitch.

Some of the other members of the army don't even have parents, or their parents treated them like crap, and they don't whine about it. The little brat needs to check his privilege and go fuck himself. If I were Diamant I'd bitch slap him six ways from Sunday, if I were Morion I'd be ashamed to have him as a son, and if I were Lapis and Citrinne I'd look for work elsewhere.

Fuck Alcryst, he pisses me off.

[(Anonymous)]

How to tell you don't understand anxiety without telling it outright- the post!

DA

[(Anonymous)]

unless it's one of those "THIS CHARACTER IS TOO MUCH LIKE ME THAT I CAN'T LIKE THEM!" scenario.

it can happen.

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

Hell no, I'm nothing like that twerp! I got compared to my brothers all the time but I didn't sit around crying about it. I grew the fuck up and got over it and made something of myself.

[(Anonymous)]

Bullshit, anxiety's just his excuse for being a whiny little snot-nosed brat. If he really had anxiety he wouldn't show his face in public and they'd be shocking his brain to make it work right.

DA 2

[(Anonymous)]

But that's not real anxiety, we only ever see the cutesy wibbly parts of it and not the ugly sides. I have real anxiety and I spend hours at a time throwing up and crying and unable to function at the very idea of doing the dishes or taking a shower.

OP is a jerk but he has a point.

The me who dared harm his heir

[(Anonymous)]

Good riddance to you, you petulant child. Your Marth is more of a man than you'll ever be.

Re: The me who dared harm his heir

[(Anonymous)]

Father...?

I don't know how the other me didn't snap and commit patricide...he's so strong. You were a perfect father to me, and I still struggled under the weight of the wars and the fall of Altea...

[(Anonymous)]

I would imagine he was too young and too afraid to even think of that idea, and... well. By the time he was old enough, Gra had him beaten years ago.

And of course you would struggle! Marth, you were still a touch too young to even lead an army in the first war.

But you did well despite all your hardships, and I am so proud of you.

[(Anonymous)]

OKAY, I NEED TO TALK ABOUT ESMERALDA ICEWORTH.

Because her last name really should've been Iceworst.

Where to start? Falsely accusing a minor, the amount of plagiarism, what she and that nun did to Syrius, her clearly having a questionable relation to that dude Cletus, being a broken record about her likes as if she's never said them before... I can go on and on and ON!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?!

[(Anonymous)]

Prince Alcryst told me about her.

It makes me want to strip naked and jump on the nearest dick I can find right in front of her.

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit, that bad?!

[(Anonymous)]

I've peed on her bed dozens of times and she still doesn't stop!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think that's going to help, Mitts.

[(Anonymous)]

who taught my little brother the fuck word

[(Anonymous)]

THE REAL REASON I DISINTEGRATED WAS THAT EPHIDEL TASTED SO BAD AND GAVE ME SO MUCH INDIGESTION I EXPLODED

[(Anonymous)]

I just found out I have magical burnout and if I have to skip any of my naps to do work or fight I'll die. Of death. So you have to let me take all the naps I want and only work on things I like. Like my Crest research.

[(Anonymous)]

linhardt if you're gonna complain about learning in an academy in which combat experience is needed, then why did you come here in the first place.

[(Anonymous)]

My parents made me and I figured I might as well, they have a library and I can learn more about Crests.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, which one of you gave Amber alcohol? Because there's a dozen alpacas in the parlor, footprints on the castle roof, and Amber's asleep in the bathing tub and when he wakes up we're gonna need a few buckets.

[(Anonymous)]

I think we can safely say that Emblems weren't involved. ...Unless Ephraim egged on Amber with a drinking challenge, because Ephraim would.

[(Anonymous)]

Come to think of it, Eirika insisted Ephraim be allowed to join the party last night...

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck Gharnef. That's all.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, but let's make sure no one gets it wrong and attempt to- GAH I NEED BRAIN BLEACH, I CAN'T CONTINUE!

[(Anonymous)]

...yeah I could've worded that better. Sorry.

Unless someone takes it another wrong way and charges him too much for his evil lair insurance. That's a good way to fuck someone.