OKAY, I NEED TO TALK ABOUT ESMERALDA ICEWORTH.

Because her last name really should've been Iceworst.

Where to start? Falsely accusing a minor, the amount of plagiarism, what she and that nun did to Syrius, her clearly having a questionable relation to that dude Cletus, being a broken record about her likes as if she's never said them before... I can go on and on and ON!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?!