characterhate | NEW NAMEDROPPING POST

Buddy, I say this as someone who is concerned about that your stubbornness might get you in trouble someday.

Just take off your shirt! Or at least open it We can't really be a team unless all four of us show some skin!

He may seem like a perfect rich businessman who has total control over everything, but.

His mustache is fake. It has been since he was in his twenties. He's genetically unable to grow facial hair of any kind so he's been faking it.

You're just jealous!

How many pancakes do you need to EAT before you're satisfied?!

She abandoned me and hurt my feelings, she's the real villain!

(An oversize cog is suddenly thrown towards the poster)

OW! Who threw that?! Was it...a human?!

(He looks like a human. With a crazy mechanical left arm. But there's some serious ticking coming from him and his expression is very, VERY, puppet-like.)

The hell?

Look, you don't understand. Our kind have been exploited by the humans and she promised she was on my side. Then she ditched me.

(He doesn't blink. He just stares at the poster with bright blue eyes.

Is he listening to the poster? Why isn't he reacting? What is up with this dude?)

...okay, you standing there not saying anything is starting to freak me out.

(He slowly, slowly, slowly tilts his to the side, then to the other one.

His left arm suddenly jerks, as if the mechanical parts of his limb still couldn't keep him from feeling some sort of phantom pain.

Can puppets feel pain?)

[An arm...and then, the poster is reminded of a previous battle, where he maimed Blake's precious partner]

Very funny, sending this to make me feel guilty for what I did. Well, she had it coming for having the fucking cheek to be a human!

(Still staring.

Still staring.

And then, finally, a masculine monotone, suiting a puppet, and yet somehow human, as it lacked a resonance or distortion.)

You disappointed someone.

[YELPS]

You talked. I thought you were just some human freak, or some kind of robot.

She disappointed me. After all the humans did to us, she abandoned me and chose to side with that girl.

(And he blinks.)

You disappointed someone.

(Yes, he repeats the words, but his tone... is vaguely insistent?)

Do you know who?

Obviously I disappointed her in some way if she thinks siding with humans is better. She promised she understood me, that all I did, even going further than necessary, was for her.

You assume it's her. Why do you assume it's her?

(His blue eyes seems to be piercing through the poster's soul.)

Are you certain it isn't someone else?

...her parents, but they were cowards and that's why her father got overthrown as the leader.

All I'm doing is giving the humans who oppressed us for decades a taste of their own medicine! They deserve it! That bastard and his Dust company profits off our suffering, but humans keep buying his brand of Dust anyway! To oppress us more!

A taste of one's medicine...

(And he suddenly takes out an elegant saber, and his mechanical arm began to hum.)

I am not understanding your position. I fail to comprehend your words. Fight me to make me understand.

Oh, if it's a fight you want, you've got it. But you'll lose, because Faunus are superior to humans or robot humans in every. Way. Possible.

[whips out sword]

(Oh.

Oh buddy.

You don't get it, do you? Of course you don't.

You're facing the protagonist of a Soulsborne game. Your fighting style will be read like a book, you will pelted with objects, you will find that this puppet was MADE for combat by his natural defenses, he can heal, and he's got techniques up his sleeves that staggers you.

He is, after all, Gepetto's Puppet. Combat is his duty.)

Wh-

[He has no idea what a Soulsborne game is but the idea of someone reading him like a book is creepy. And means he might lose.

He lunges at the creepy puppet, sword drawn, maybe his Semblance will kick in again and he can maim it the way he did that damn human!]

(Buddy, know what's a thing that Soulsborne are known for?

Dodging attacks as a vital combat mechanic. Even if you send out energy waves, the puppet will just dance his way out of there. He's done this song and dance before, you're nothing new to him.)

[And Adam does indeed use his Semblance. And swear every time his attacks miss, how the hell can a puppet move so fast?!]

(Plenty of practice, honestly. Do you want a list? ...You probably don't want a list.

But whatever happens, this puppet hits like a truck. Especially when he punches with his mechanical arm.)

GAH-!

[This is bad, this is bad. He thought Blake hit hard outside Haven when she knocked him out, but this thing...!]

Do you take this seriously? Other opponents were hardier. Disappointing.

(And quite frankly, with the footwork? He's not lying.)

...so there is something more despicable than a human.

[yeah, Adam's not gonna win this one even though he's trying]

(And that's one move to disarm Adam. And with that, the puppet halts the combat, sheathing his blade away.)

...Your words. It reeks of denial.

I implore you, please stop eating the weeds. They're not good for you.

...He's still at it? You'd think the last time he tried some questionable herbs he'd learn to at least identify them. Prof was NOT happy with him.

He refuses to give up. He insists that someday he will find the ones that won't give him stomach aches or make him hallucinate little pink monsters.

You'd think he'd look up a book on herbs and fungi, at the very least.

If he did, he might realize you cannot typically find such things among ordinary garden weeds.

I should find him a book on the subject as soon as possible.

I do believe there are plenty in the library, and I have an idea of where they can be found... but I actually have to be in the library for that.

So tragic that she was crammed into the fridge for the sake of that useless blonde twit who faked his way into Beacon. Such a talented, beautiful girl deserved better than to be sacrificed for someone's manpain.

(Oh hey, it's the puppet with the blue eyes. ...Except with longer hair...?

Anyway he's staring.)

What? It's true.

Do not break the meta-narrative with nonsense.

What are you talking about? I'm just saying a woman died just to force an unlikeable loser to grow up, and said loser grew up into a jerkass.

(He blinks slowly.)

Ah. You know nothing of them. Good.

...whatever. You're confusing.

So we can agree that everything wrong in this world is all his fault, right? Even his most ardent supporter hates him now, and it was so satisfying to see that punch.

When is she going to stop simping for Cinder? Cinder doesn't care about her and would gladly toss her into a nest of Grimm if it meant getting her way. It's pathetic.

I am very disappointed in you.

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