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LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

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What does that have to do with anything?!

So you admit it! Ah, but how unfortunate for you, as her and Tuxedo Wank Man are beyond the shadow of a doubt 100% canon. So it looks like you're the unrequited tragic loser!

...Yes, that was what Thunder Wave and any reserves of excess cash were for.

Besides, Alakazam fell over when hit with strong physical-element attacks. As for the primary users of Psychic-types, Sabrina hardly qualified as a game-breaker, and Gary's Alakazam could be dispatched with a bit of battering. Squishy Mages at their finest.

Mewtwo may have been game-breaking in battle, but as you never fought any Mewtwo-users in-game and you were provided with the Master Ball to claim the prize itself, that seems irrelevant.

I-I didn't! I just said it had nothing to do with anything!

Their PAST relationship may be 100% canon, but their CURRENT relationship still remains to be seen! I mean, w-who knows if Tuxedo Wank Man will pull another vanishing act?!

Don't worry! I'll show Zachy-chan that he doesn't need to worry about those icky girls any more! ^_^

LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU DERANGED STALKER!!!

~~*spits fire*~~
It's not over until the fat lady si-

...Did that kindergarten teacher just start humming Barney tunes?

Close. "Kumbaya".

All right, which one of you left the cage door open?

Doesn't matter. Their hearts belong to each other as only two sickeningly misogynistic hearts could.

Fair enough.

Then what about the mechanic of the PokeBalls missing the Pokemon they were trying to catch? Obviously it was problematic enough that the creators saw fit to change the mechanics of their own canon on that front, realistic as it may have been.

Naaaaah, then Patrick'd be stalkin' TWM.

...Aw jeez, what have I done?

Boy, TWM just keeps stealing all Zach's love interests, doesn't he? XD Zach/Gordy, then? They can cry manly tears over losing their beloved Patrick to TWM. And then Essie can run away with Angela and Missy like she always wanted!

He makes such good EXP fodder! Just a bit more and I'll be ready to evolve and do some REAL damage!

...Cress why did you let your Magikarp near that guy?!

Because the Audinos residing in the forests around here do not deserve such shabby treatment.

...IT KNOWS BOUNCE!

Yes, and?

He's the most wonderfully flawless human being who's ever existed, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

You can at least spar with me from time to time!

...Priam or Soren?

Well...you fight so rough, and I worry about this one. He's still quite weak.

...er, Priam. Yes. Because he's exactly the sort to go on an anon meme and...praise Ike to high heaven, for being so perfect!

...Erm, Cress... it's Cilan.

Considering the whole ancestry thing...

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