BIZZARRO TIME

[characterhate]

Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

Comments

EIRIKA

[(Anonymous)]

Best sister ever, always listens and doesn't judge, etc.

JEB

[(Anonymous)]

...you're just so cute.

+infinity

[(Anonymous)]

Sweet, kind, loving, understanding, creative, beautiful inside and out... what else can I say? He's an amazing person. I'm glad I'm so close to him~ ♥

CLAIR

[(Anonymous)]

She can act tough and cranky all she wants but we both know how sweet she is.

...in both senses of the word~

Chrom~!

[(Anonymous)]

A sweetheart, wonderful, kindhearted newly Exalted young man. There isn't enough words to say how much he is the greatest man.

Also, he seems to take inspiration from Priam's ancestor in having some of the greatest set of legs, too.

Re: Chrom~!

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. Father Lord Chrom is amazing.

THARJA

[(Anonymous)]

My lady is so very amusing when she's angry~ But I can see beneath the surface of such darkness to the goodness within!

Ike

[(Anonymous)]

You and I make the best anti-Essie team.

...I'm not very good at this anonymous thing, I know.

Re: Ike

[(Anonymous)]

It's all right, Chrom. And yeah, we do. I never realized trolling a person could be this much fun!

SOREN

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so he's not the nicest guy in the world but he's still an invaluable asset to our team. And my best friend.

ANYONE WHO GIVES ME FOOD

[(Anonymous)]

Best...kindest, most wonderful person...ever...

Re: ANYONE WHO GIVES ME FOOD

[(Anonymous)]

I now ship you with Minerva.

NICE HUMANS

[(Anonymous)]

MINERVA LIKES NICE HUMANS WHO GIVES FOOD. MINERVA GIVE EXAMPLE.

CHROM-HUMAN SHARES BEAR. HE IS NICE HUMAN.
FRED-HUMAN DOESN'T LIKE BEAR. GIVES BEAR TO MINERVA. MINERVA LIKES FRED-HUMAN.

Re: NICE HUMANS

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't she cuuute when she's being so affectionate to humans~?

ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

He may be silly and impulsive and not too bright, but he's got a good heart and I'm glad to know him.

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

And he did a great job helping me rescue Riolu back in Sinnoh. I'll note to every Pokémon Ranger that if we have a problem and he's around, his skills would be helpful for all of us.

CASSIE

[(Anonymous)]

Outside of fandom, you're a much better person than we thought you were. I'm impressed.

SYRIUS

[(Anonymous)]

You ARE worthy of other people's concern and love. You're one of the sweetest, most mature people I've ever known...and I don't mind fixing you up when those assholes hurt you.

OWAIN

[(Anonymous)]

I am a child of legend! ... I mean, Owain is a child of legend, a true hero!

Re: OWAIN

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, please, you couldn't stay anonymous on a meme if you tried. You're such a nerd.

LUCINA

[(Anonymous)]

I-it's not like I like her that way or anything, but...s-she's very pretty!

Re: LUCINA

[(Anonymous)]

If I'd were the Chrom from her timeline, I would be Papa Wolf at any instant. Seeing that she's capable of handling herself and the Lucina I worry about is still an infant, I'll just say, without trying to sound narcissistic...

It runs in the family.

NEPHENEE

[(Anonymous)]

You can squeal for me any time~

Re: NEPHENEE

[(Anonymous)]

H-Heather... Y' aint very subtle f'r bein' anonymous, y'know...

THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Deeply underappreciated by their ungrateful, entitled fandoms.

They should be shown far more respect.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Go back to bed, Zach. And take Essie with you.

MITTENS

[(Anonymous)]

he's such a cute little kitty even though he's all naughty and silly!

ZACHARIAS

[(Anonymous)]

The only intelligent member of fandom, by far. Anyone who dislikes him or finds any sort of flaw within his personality or methods is clearly a delusional fanbrat who deserves to be punished.

Re: ZACHARIAS

[(Anonymous)]

Even if it's me?

Exalt Chrom of Ylisse

JAMES ERIC WOODSON

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, how to begin to list this man's many talents...he's an excellent chef, extremely intelligent and well-read, an expert hacker, a lovely dancer, more handsome than all the film stars in Hollywood, a good listener, very fashionable and well-groomed, a spectacular lover... *sighs dreamily* Anyone who can possibly think he's less than perfect is obviously too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time!

Re: JAMES ERIC WOODSON

[(Anonymous)]

...Wait, what.

GORDY-CHAN

[(Anonymous)]

He's sooooo hot and rugged and sexy! Someday he'll totally love me~! ^_^

Re: GORDY-CHAN

[(Anonymous)]

Make sure to approach him in a bunny getup.

I'm sure he'll love that.

ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Questionable behavior aside, you're all fools and fanbrats not to appreciate this intelligent young woman. She, at least understands how to behave properly where canon is concerned.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

...Seriously?!

She harassed my little brother. Following canon is a flimsy excuse to 'appreciate' her! And who says she follows 'canon' anyway? Have you seen how she portrait Chrom in her last fic?! His personality was NOT canon!

}Kevin

TRISHA

[(Anonymous)]

her thingies are hott

i wanna see her do it with essie and missy and mila

Re: TRISHA

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, watch it, man. That's my sister yer talkin' about there.

For th' rest, though, y' forgot Angela. She's totally havin' repressed fun time off with Essie on th' side.
'Oh, these perverted games are corrupting me~ Esmeralda, I'm overwhelmed by these HORRIBLE lusts~'
'Oh, Angela, so am I! Oh, I'm cheating on Tuxedo Wank Man Zacharias my Harlequin romances my one true love, but I just can't help myself~ Oooooooh~"

LISSA

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, honestly, does anyone even need to ask why?

Re: LISSA

[(Anonymous)]

Chrom, if you see this and someone posts something bad about Lissa... don't go Big Brother Knight Templar, please? Leave it to us.

+Lucas, Royal Tactician of Ylisse

SAILOR BIMBO

[(Anonymous)]

OMG SHE'S SO HOT AND SHE WANTS ME okay she pretends she doesnt but she lieks my wang anbd she wants to do me hehehehehehehe

Re: SAILOR BIMBO

[(Anonymous)]

She's a lesbian. Get over it.

I object!

[(Anonymous)]

This is canonically supposed to be a love meme! Enough of this vile slander of myself and Esmeralda! You're all being fanbrats who completely miss the point!

Re: I object!

[(Anonymous)]

Zach used Scary Face!
...Nobody gave a damn!