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Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

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EUGH. You owe me brain bleach for that, Gary.

Heh, thanks! But don't worry, haters are just jealous!

Sorry, bro. May read through the whole first book out of morbid curiosity. We snarked it, but it still scarred us both for life.

Probably!

In my opinion, the true hero of Fire Emblem Awakening. Unlike her father, who's rewarded for his own stupidity, and the Avatar, a walking classic Mary Sue, Lucina is smart and savvy enough to understand what true heroism is: sacrifice, determination and committing unpleasant acts such as murder in order to see her mission through. Furthermore, [insert 10 more pages of pretentious Chrom-bashing tl;dr here].

cassie is that you?

No, this is an intelligent and critical thinker who is angry at Chrom for being stupid and taking the spotlight away from Lucina's struggle.

sure sounds like cassie

should i get chrom with his epic skills

aka hit rate +20, rightful king, aggressor, aether and res +10

since that's what the chrom over at the war comms has

doesn't deserve the hate given to him

guy has suffered enough already in his life

i'm surprised he doesn't have that many issues

he's admirable for that

Heh, thanks. Let me tell you, sometimes those people make me want to forget about my reputation and just beat them silly. But other people get it much worse than me, so I save my energy for their bashers.

Only if you choose to make him a Gary Stu with too many powers.

dude

this is canon, in-game chrom we're talking about

check serenes and the classes he can change into

and their related skills

why would i need to give him more shit

again, why you're so admirable

people could really learn from you

Sis, get off th' anon meme, I need ya t' help me chase down Patrick.

...again? Didn't his sister remember to lock him in his cage?

They're all such wonderful, kind, generous, amazing people! Who cares if they broke a stupid rule, they had a good reason for doing it. They're so noble and wonderful, and their apology was so heartwarming I suggest we throw them festival and dedicate a statue to them!

I, THE ORIGINAL ONE, WOULD CLAIM THE OPPOSITE.

Excuse me, shitheel?! Dare you suggest Jessie and James aren't nice people?! Are you a friend of that fucking Ash Ketchum bastard who has no humanity and is only driven by hatred?!

THE ONES WITHOUT HUMANITY IS THE ONES YOU BELIEVE ARE TO BE JESSIE AND JAMES.

She is perfect, the most perfect human being and I desire to be just like her. I devote my every waking moment and most of my sleeping ones to pleasing her. Anyone who dares disagree with her perfection is trash. Useless. Worthless. Oh, Lady Sonia, someday you will love me...

Excellent. SOMEONE appreciates me properly around here.

I always will, my lady. Is there anyone you would like me to destroy? Mangle? Mutilate? Set on fire? Hurt the feelings of?

Best cousin EVER!

Ike? Or Margot...? Oh, either way I'm nothing that special!

It's both of us, and we really mean it.

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LUCINA

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JESSIE, JAMES, MEOWTH AND THEIR LOVEABLE WOBBUFET

Because dragging Arceus everywhere is FUN.

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LADY SONIA

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