characterhate | BIZZARRO TIME

Is an intelligent and beautiful prince who rose above his tragic past and deserved a better end. And surely Allura has come to the afterlife to forgive him and give him hugs and kisses and have pretty white haired babies with him. And tell off his stupid parents.

Considering how I've been covering for all your past stair-shoving incidents, I would not suggest trying that with me.

...sorry, Juri. :c

Its all right. I assure you, Miki is just a pupil to me, nothing more.

Good.

...I'm only trying to protect him, you know. Innocence is too easily corrupted. But...you're much nicer to him than you are to most people, so I know you're genuine.

are not chubby because it is definitely kitty food time and they deserve to be fed whenever they want

He's really kind and gentle and has so many incredible talents! Why can't people learn to look past the fact that he's from Duscur and appreciate him for the wonderful person he is?

She is the true Emperor of Adrestia and always has been. She will lead Fodlan to a better future. I will destroy anyone who stands in her way or betrays her.

Is a true noble in every sense of the word, right down to understanding the finer points of a perfect cup of tea. Every noble should be like him.

She may be a bit too stuffy about good manners but hey, the girl appreciates good food!

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He was rude, picked fights, ate with his fingers and wouldn't stop ruffling my hair even when I was too old for that stuff. But...he was the best brother in the world.

Two four six eight! The Divine Dragon is SUPER GREAT!

Is the best little brother on all of Elyos and the entire damn world, deal with it.

TOO CUTE

SO CUTE

LETHALLY CUTE

I'M DYING

Deserves so much more love, poor boy! He's so ignored by the devs in favor of stinky waifu pandering, and Edelgard fans are dangerous misogynist dudebros who hate real women. We Dimitri fans are smart and dignified and understand his pain, unlike Edelgard dudebro fans who only like her because they want coochie.

The true superior house leader. He's prettier than Edelgard, cooler than Dimitri, smarter than Claude, has a nicer ass than Rhea, and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty in order to get by. He should have been the main character, he deserved all the attention from the devs. Anything that doesn't put Yuri in the spotlight is just pandering.

He doesn't deserve all the hate he gets, poor man. He's so much more noble and dignified and a better leader than stupid Lorenz and all the other stupid people. He should get his own game.

Is perfect and deserves all the love and attention and anyone who doesn't agree is obviously evil or misguided.

She's so kind and sweet and loves children and animals, she's a wellspring of wisdom and peace. She's done a few bad things but she's also suffered so deeply, give her a break. She's perfect and deserves a happy ending and she only went crazy because of that stupid Edelgard anyway.

Clearly the best of the bunch, he's so cool and smooth and always seeking the truth about everything. Not afraid to get his hands dirty with schemes, good with the ladies and the dudes, hell of a dancer, looks cool firing a bow from wyvernback, super smart, rocks the gold silk. A vote for Claude is a vote for awesome.

Is absolutely perfect in every way, she's right about everything and that's why nobody disagrees with her. This makes her the better ruler and a better person, because she doesn't make stupid choices that piss people off and divide the army. She knows the importance of solidarity, knows what's best for Fodlan, and isn't afraid to take risks to save someone's life even if she claims she only did it out of convenience. How can anyone defend the oppressive Archbishop or her toady King when Lady Edelgard exists?

Let's talk about how he's strong, responsible, smart, and right about everything. How he was justified in saying what he did in chapter 11, and if he hadn't, his brother would have gone down a dark path and become a hateful dastard. How he's always so patient to put up with a guy like that, and to forgive him for being such a selfish jerk who only cared about his own grief and picked a fight with someone who was also a victim.

And with a clumsy idiot of a retainer who trips over everything, can't control his horse, spills truth potions, never shuts up about alpacas, and gets suckered into buying fake maps to legendary springs. And chose that clumsy idiot as a retainer while the idiot was crying in a corner for losing to a woman much stronger and cooler than him.

Um...are you sure us sharing a post is a good idea? People might get confused.

You know, Alcryst, Amber, it's kinda obvious it's the two of you.

Um...whoops?

Sorry, I'm new to this anon stuff. And Prince Diamant also already knows how I feel so I guess I didn't need to say it here!

I'M SO SORRY, I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS! Even hiding my name and face, everyone still sees how pathetic I am!

Sorry, if it was someone not from our world maybe it wouldn't be as obvious.

BIZZARRO TIME

PRINCE LOTOR

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CATS

DEDUE

LADY EDELGARD

LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCSTER

INGRID

GLENN

THE DIVINE DRAGON

Alcryst

SOMMIE

DIMITRI

YURI

ACHERON

MY BLORBO

LADY RHEA

CLAUDE VON RIEGAN

LADY EDELGARD

DIAMANT

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