BIZZARRO TIME

[characterhate]

Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

Comments

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

*aaand of course all Jessie hears is the bits about the angst and the true love* Oh, how romantic! The strength of your love transcends space and time, the ties of destiny were too strong to ever keep you apart! Your love healed her of her tragic past!

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

LOL what?!

~Gary Oak

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

Gary! There you are, our best and most loyal friend! Help us destroy Ash before he wins another victory he doesn't deserve and electrocutes a small child!

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Er, I did say it wasn't just me. Everyone's bond with her helped her return.

...I have a feeling you didn't payed much attention about the whole deal, though.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

One time I was captured by the evil Queen Ayesha of Yew, and it was James's magical Wicca powers and love for me that helped defeat her! *babbles on and on*

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Sleep is for the terminally caffeine-malnourished.

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

...

Hey, Ash? I think those nutjobs you were talking about the other day found an internet connection, because they're thinking I'm buds with them or something.

Re: ZACHARIAS

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, but you WERE canon in one of her games! As if Esmeralda Twilightfen would ever pass up the opportunity to pair up a main hero with her player-avatar~

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, great. *facepalm* I'm so sorry, Gary, I didn't think they'd find you so fast. We'd better get Officer Jenny on this.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Then just bone her. Everyone knows you want to.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...*Yeah, now Chrom's not even going to bother listening because something feels fishy.*

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

Th' pod people are out in force again, I see.

Man, whadda waste. Cori coulda given 'em mechas an' ninja skills an' energy blades while she was goin' THAT far off'a canon, but instead she just makes 'em whine a lot...

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

One of these days someone should just write a fanfic where everyone is a ninja. Even the Pokemon. Even the ones like Snorlax. XD

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

And then we *blah blah blah horrible secrets blah blah blah wangst blah blah blah power of love blah blah blah*

Re: ZACHARIAS

[(Anonymous)]

...And now I feel disgusted even more when you put it that way.

Robin

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

And then I presume you fought Queen Byesha of Holly, and Queen Cyesha of Oak, and Queen Dyesha of Blackwood, and Queen Eyesha of Elder, and Queen Fyesha of Tumblr...

Re: ZACHARIAS

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, don't remind me. It's weird enough knowing there's so many alternate variations of me out there, but one meant to resemble her?

-Gaius-wife!Robin

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

How did you know?

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

Well, more like I found them instead, but...

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

But that's not canon. If you don't adhere religiously to canon, you are wrong and you deserve to be punished.

Re: ASH KETCHUM

[(Anonymous)]

Well, either way we need to get rid of them before they start in with the Dungeons&Dragons crap.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Were I the sort who wrote fanbrat fanfiction, I would start pairing the two of you for your irritating consecutive comments.

"oh patrick," Rod whispered, his dudebro face covered with his cascading diamond tears, "plz maek luv 2 me and make me urs"

"Oh Roddy-chan!" Patrick squealed, his irritating voice breaking windows for miles around. "You don't need to pretend you love all those icky girls any more! ^_^ I'll burst your eardrums and make you a real uke!"

"u mean cherry rite"

"That too!"

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Are you sure any of this is real and not some kind of demented fantasy?! The more you talk, the less sense you make.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Because you fanbrats are so predictable in your unoriginality.

Let me guess, one of you was abused as a child, and another had an abusive ex, and you were both ~liek ttly so much cooler than those icky jocks~...

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

There's no queen of Tumblr.