Were I the sort who wrote fanbrat fanfiction, I would start pairing the two of you for your irritating consecutive comments.

"oh patrick," Rod whispered, his dudebro face covered with his cascading diamond tears, "plz maek luv 2 me and make me urs"

"Oh Roddy-chan!" Patrick squealed, his irritating voice breaking windows for miles around. "You don't need to pretend you love all those icky girls any more! ^_^ I'll burst your eardrums and make you a real uke!"

"u mean cherry rite"

"That too!"