Oh, how to begin to list this man's many talents...he's an excellent chef, extremely intelligent and well-read, an expert hacker, a lovely dancer, more handsome than all the film stars in Hollywood, a good listener, very fashionable and well-groomed, a spectacular lover... *sighs dreamily* Anyone who can possibly think he's less than perfect is obviously too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time!
JAMES ERIC WOODSON