BIZZARRO TIME

[characterhate]

Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

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JAMES ERIC WOODSON

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, how to begin to list this man's many talents...he's an excellent chef, extremely intelligent and well-read, an expert hacker, a lovely dancer, more handsome than all the film stars in Hollywood, a good listener, very fashionable and well-groomed, a spectacular lover... *sighs dreamily* Anyone who can possibly think he's less than perfect is obviously too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time!

Re: JAMES ERIC WOODSON

[(Anonymous)]

...Wait, what.

Re: JAMES ERIC WOODSON

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, a stranger! Allow me to explain in great detail why James is so perfect. *launches into tl;dr about Tragic Past and their destiny and Lord of the Rings and etc etc etc*

Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...And I thought my life was complicated. Granted, I'm surprised I even stayed awake at all this, never mind registering everything.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...you have a true love too, don't you? I have a sense for these things!

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, yes. *Cue Chrom's own TL;DR about Awakening, his past, and oh, yeah, the fact his true love DOES have flaws, but that's what makes Robin herself, and he loves her, flaws and all.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

*aaand of course all Jessie hears is the bits about the angst and the true love* Oh, how romantic! The strength of your love transcends space and time, the ties of destiny were too strong to ever keep you apart! Your love healed her of her tragic past!

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Er, I did say it wasn't just me. Everyone's bond with her helped her return.

...I have a feeling you didn't payed much attention about the whole deal, though.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

One time I was captured by the evil Queen Ayesha of Yew, and it was James's magical Wicca powers and love for me that helped defeat her! *babbles on and on*

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...*Yeah, now Chrom's not even going to bother listening because something feels fishy.*

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

And then we *blah blah blah horrible secrets blah blah blah wangst blah blah blah power of love blah blah blah*

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Are you sure any of this is real and not some kind of demented fantasy?! The more you talk, the less sense you make.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, but it is real! Our love is stronger than ever because of the power of love and moonstones and our sparkly Wiccan wedding ceremony!

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to disagree with the person below. Clearly, YOU are the Queen of Tumblr.

All you need to do to prove it is tell me how the word "queen" is cissexist.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

Why, you raving little shit-heel! Who is this?! I'll find out where you live and give you the lecture of a lifetime!

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

*And now Chrom's convinced she's nucking futs. Using his knowledge of his mun's Almia AU...*

In that case... What do you know about Almia?

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

Almia? Isn't she Gary's cousin?

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

And then I presume you fought Queen Byesha of Holly, and Queen Cyesha of Oak, and Queen Dyesha of Blackwood, and Queen Eyesha of Elder, and Queen Fyesha of Tumblr...

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

How did you know?

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Because you fanbrats are so predictable in your unoriginality.

Let me guess, one of you was abused as a child, and another had an abusive ex, and you were both ~liek ttly so much cooler than those icky jocks~...

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

We ARE so much better than those jerks and the awful bitches who hang all over them! I'm not like the other girls, after all, I'm like Daria!

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

"I'm like Daria!"
I think you mean "like Patrick".

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

There's no queen of Tumblr.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

There is. His name is Zach.

Re: Help, I can't stop playing Chrom.

[(Anonymous)]

...Why did I cracked up.

WHY.