BIZZARRO TIME

[characterhate]

Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

Comments

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

You don't seem all that stable yourself. Why don't you go take your irrational frustrations out on Patrick?

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Irrational? Taking down shitty bullies like you is hardly irrational. Like I said, either fuck off and die or go screw Esmeralda and leave us alone.

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

*turns maroon* I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH ESMERALDA! *goes to take his rage out on Patrick*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Ha! Owned.

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

*comes back moments later, covered in kiss marks and an interesting shade of green*

New topic. Let us discuss the many reasons Patrick Wells should not exist.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

I think you're sort of obsessed with him.

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Obsessed? No, young lady, he is the one who is obsessed with me. I liked it better when he was whining about how I was ~*oppressing*~ his precious OOC non-canon yaoi. His tears were so...tasty.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

And that's just disgusting. Moving on!

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

...that was meant in the figurative sense.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

It's perfectly rational to hate a nasty heterosexual like you. The girl's bisexual, so I'm definitely going to agree with her over you--she's halfway down the road of recovery. I'm going to go find Esmeralda and give her that haircut now.

-Sailor Bimbo

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

*SHRIEK* Tuxedo Wank Man, save me! If she cuts my hair, I'll lose everything! *bawwwwwww*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll just have to commission Mittens to get into a fight with a barbershop and lose. His tears will make you regrow all your hair.

*resists urge to trollface*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

FANDOM CAT DOES NOT TO MAGIC TEARS. *pees on your feet*