BIZZARRO TIME

[characterhate]

Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

Comments

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Shut your whoring, heterosexual trap, Heidi! No one fucking asked for your breeder opinion! AND THOSE BREEDING SCUMBAGS OPPRESSED ME AND MY PROUD LESBIANISM. HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THEIR HOMOPHOBIA!!!

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Heidi? Who the fuck is Heidi?

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

They didn't have a problem with you being gay, Millicent, they had a problem with you threatening to kill all the straight members of the family.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING NAME.

And this is between me and my oh-so-perfect "sister," so get the fuck out.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Millicent, Mildred, Mina, Misty, whatever. As your cousin, I think I have the right to point out when you're being a fucking idiot.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have any cousins. I'm not into breeder incest like the rest of my so-called family.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I definitely have a cousin who cops the same attitude as you. So if you're not her, I'm still not sorry for calling you a fucking idiot.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever. Go back to supporting the gross heterosexual agenda.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, I'd rather have sex with my male boyfriend in front of you. With me on the bottom. And then I'll bake pies for him and do his laundry as payback for him remembering to put the toilet seat down and watering my plants while I was on vacation.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure it isn't "Missy" at this point?

Admittedly, SB seems to wash more often, but...

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Dogs wash more often than Missy.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Mom and Dad never gave two licks about your sexuality, they just wanted you to be more quiet when you brought women home to do the deed with! The only thing they said to me when I came out too was to assure me that they didn't think all lesbians were like you. You're the ones makin' us look bad, sis!

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

DON'T LIE TO ME. NO FUCKING WAY YOU'RE A LESBIAN WHEN YOU'RE STILL SUPPORTING THAT STUPID COW SHIT FARM LIFESTYLE THAT PUTS EVERYONE BACK ONE HUNDRED YEARS! Fucking poser!

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

That "cow shit farm lifestyle" put food in our bellies, ya ungrateful... ugh, how do y'think Mom and Dad afforded all that yuri manga for you? 'cause of the family business!