NEW POST. NEW HATE.

[characterhate]

what do you mean this comm is over ten years old and hasn't had a new post since then

you know the drill, folks. spread all the lies and slander, rail against lies and slander, be mean, get angry, throw stuff, set fires. just mind the rules.

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[(Anonymous)]

A knight of Brodia, strong enough to be accepted by King Morion himself and to train alongside Prince Diamant. I don't even care that my brothers became knights too, and that they're still better than me and that King Morion has commended them more than he ever has me. I'm a grown man and I can get over it.

[(Anonymous)]

Uh huh, so why didn't you help save King Morion when he was captured?

[(Anonymous)]

...he didn't take me along with him. Told me to stay back and guard the castle.

But it's fine! I aint gonna whine about it like certain annoying Princes who get to go into battle despite being a liability to everyone else! And who don't deserve to fight by Prince Diamant's side!

[(Anonymous)]

So you didn't follow Saphir?

[(Anonymous)]

...she said I'd slow her down. That someone like me was best off defending the home base.

DA 3

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, sir, sounds like you're so annoying nobody wants you on their team. You may be capable, but you're an asshole and that's more of a liability than Prince Alcryst's issues could ever be.

[(Anonymous)]

*gasp* And the truth reveals itself!

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, that guy's a real piece of work. Good fighter, just decent enough of a person for King Morion to keep him around, but he's got a bad case of Bitter Billy going on. Picked on me for a bit when Prince Diamant chose me to be his retainer, said the whole garrison'd smell like alpacas in a week. Well, no one else complained about it!

[(Anonymous)]

Looks like his issues with his brothers runs deeper than he thinks!

[(Anonymous)]

Or than he'll admit. I mean, I tried to help, I offered to bring him by the ranch and let him snuggle an alpaca, but he told me not to patronize him! I was being sincere! Cuddling alpacas makes everything better!

[(Anonymous)]

WHO REFUSES TO SNUGGLE WITH AN ALPACA?!

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, if they're allergic I guess they can't, but this guy doesn't have allergies or he'd be sneezing every time I wore my favorite sweater!