BIZZARRO TIME

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Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

Comments

THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Deeply underappreciated by their ungrateful, entitled fandoms.

They should be shown far more respect.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Go back to bed, Zach. And take Essie with you.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Sleep is for the terminally caffeine-malnourished.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Then just bone her. Everyone knows you want to.

[(Anonymous)]

lol go suck a dick fag imma write all the noncanon lesbian pr0nz i want and u cant stop me cause ur a tool go flush urself down a toilet

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

NO!! The creators are bad icky homophobes for making the hawt bishiebois go off with stupid whores and their stupid vaginas!

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Were I the sort who wrote fanbrat fanfiction, I would start pairing the two of you for your irritating consecutive comments.

"oh patrick," Rod whispered, his dudebro face covered with his cascading diamond tears, "plz maek luv 2 me and make me urs"

"Oh Roddy-chan!" Patrick squealed, his irritating voice breaking windows for miles around. "You don't need to pretend you love all those icky girls any more! ^_^ I'll burst your eardrums and make you a real uke!"

"u mean cherry rite"

"That too!"

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

*BARFZ* IMMA STUFF UR HED IN A GARBAGE CAN ANBD MAKE YOU EAT MITTENS PUKE@?1!!!!!!!! *PUNCHES U IN THE HED/&

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Error: Threat did not compile. Improper syntax.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

ur not hott enuff 4 essie she and missy are gonna do it and its gonna be hott

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

SHUT UP! THEY ARE NOT, YOU RAPE-CONDONING, TESTICLE-BRAINED PORN-CHATBOT!

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

lol ur such a loser no wonder essie wont fuck you

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

I AM NOT! YOU IMBECILIC LITTLE CHATBOT, YOU ARE THE LOSER!

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

stfu ur just jealous cuz ur so stupid

go jump in a volcano

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Does this extend to gameplay, by any chance? Were players of the first installments in the Pokemon series "entitled fanbrats" if they wished the game didn't have so many glitches? Or that the Psychic type wasn't broken to the point of making the game nearly unwinnable?

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

The games were entirely playable, and I have no idea what in the world you mean by "nearly unwinnable". One has every opportunity to catch an Abra early on, whereupon that "brokenness" becomes quite... pleasant. *cackles under breath*

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Only by pure luck. Abra was and still is famous for running away, and this was before the advent of Taunt.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

...Yes, that was what Thunder Wave and any reserves of excess cash were for.

Besides, Alakazam fell over when hit with strong physical-element attacks. As for the primary users of Psychic-types, Sabrina hardly qualified as a game-breaker, and Gary's Alakazam could be dispatched with a bit of battering. Squishy Mages at their finest.

Mewtwo may have been game-breaking in battle, but as you never fought any Mewtwo-users in-game and you were provided with the Master Ball to claim the prize itself, that seems irrelevant.

Re: THE CREATORS OF CANON

[(Anonymous)]

Fair enough.

Then what about the mechanic of the PokeBalls missing the Pokemon they were trying to catch? Obviously it was problematic enough that the creators saw fit to change the mechanics of their own canon on that front, realistic as it may have been.