BIZZARRO TIME

[characterhate]

Today it's going to be a

LOVE MEME~~~~~~!

Same as the hatedropping only with gushing praise and squeeing instead of being mean. Go nuts!

Comments

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, because putting people in their place anytime they disagree with me is ~bullying~. Tact is for weaklings. The tears of fanbrats sustain me.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Then go find Lucy and tell her Nakago was raped. And had sex with other people. And died. You'll have enough fanbrat tears to sustain you for a decade at least.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

You little shit. I dare you to say that again to Jeb's face. I'll fucking end you, you worthless excuse for a human being! First defending that bitch's actions against Syrius, now this? I hate people like you!

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

You don't seem all that stable yourself. Why don't you go take your irrational frustrations out on Patrick?

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Irrational? Taking down shitty bullies like you is hardly irrational. Like I said, either fuck off and die or go screw Esmeralda and leave us alone.

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

*turns maroon* I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH ESMERALDA! *goes to take his rage out on Patrick*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Ha! Owned.

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

*comes back moments later, covered in kiss marks and an interesting shade of green*

New topic. Let us discuss the many reasons Patrick Wells should not exist.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

I think you're sort of obsessed with him.

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Obsessed? No, young lady, he is the one who is obsessed with me. I liked it better when he was whining about how I was ~*oppressing*~ his precious OOC non-canon yaoi. His tears were so...tasty.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

And that's just disgusting. Moving on!

-Tori

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

...that was meant in the figurative sense.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

It's perfectly rational to hate a nasty heterosexual like you. The girl's bisexual, so I'm definitely going to agree with her over you--she's halfway down the road of recovery. I'm going to go find Esmeralda and give her that haircut now.

-Sailor Bimbo

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

*SHRIEK* Tuxedo Wank Man, save me! If she cuts my hair, I'll lose everything! *bawwwwwww*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll just have to commission Mittens to get into a fight with a barbershop and lose. His tears will make you regrow all your hair.

*resists urge to trollface*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

FANDOM CAT DOES NOT TO MAGIC TEARS. *pees on your feet*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

It doesn't have anything to do with being a fanbrat or not! It has to do with respecting other people. You don't have any right to be this cruel to anyone!

-Jeb

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Have a conversation with Patrick and tell me that again with a straight face.

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

...we're talking about Syrius, not Patrick. Please don't try to turn the subject in a different direction.

-Jeb

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

Patrick is a fanbrat who represents everything wrong with fandom and non-canon shipping. Therefore, I cannot help but lump other people into the same category as him. I'm the real victim here! *whine*

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

That's hardly the same thing at all! Syrius is a much better person than Patrick, especially since... well... Syrius doesn't borderline sexually harass me. You're twisting things to make yourself look better, and that's not right!

-Jeb

Re: ESMERALDA

[(Anonymous)]

...I'm very sorry Patrick does that to you, young man. Disagree with you as I may, nobody deserves the taint of Patrick against their skin. Unless they've just beaten him up, of course.