characterhate | BIZZARRO TIME

Er...yes, of course! He's so very protective, isn't he.

After she bullied Syrius the way she did, who would want to appreciate such a shitty person?

-Tori

I agree. How she treated him was completely uncalled for and very cruel! She's only beautiful on the outside...

-Jeb

As unfortunate as Syrius's situation is, why would a mentally unstable person who goes into self-harm fits at the drop of a hat join any community involving fandom? Why get involved in fandom if he's so fragile?

People should be able to enjoy fandom no matter what, you heartless piece of shit. If you like her so much, why don't you go fuck her and leave the rest of us alone? You make me sick.

-Tori

You're right, all people who aren't 100% mentally sound should just stay home and never do anything because it might upset them! *BOOKSHELF TO THE FACE* Look in a mirror, Zach, you're the one who's hanging around in fandom even though it gives you a stomachache every time someone writes a non-canon pairing or an AU. Why don't YOU just stay home and masturbate to Essie's picture?

Double post, but who cares? It needs to be said twice.

-Tori

That... that's horrible to say! You're just as heartless as she is, if you really believe such a thing. Syrius should be allowed to join in on fandom! Bullies like you and Esmeralda are the real problem!

-Jeb

Even if how kind he is worries me sometimes, I love how forgiving and kind he is. I wouldn't want him to change, ever. ♥

Yes, because putting people in their place anytime they disagree with me is ~bullying~. Tact is for weaklings. The tears of fanbrats sustain me.

ESMERALDA AND I ARE NOT INVOLVED IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP! *hiss* Clearly, spending too much time in fandom has reduced your brain to mindless shipper goo!

Then go find Lucy and tell her Nakago was raped. And had sex with other people. And died. You'll have enough fanbrat tears to sustain you for a decade at least.

He's such a sweet young man, and always thinks about others even when he should think a little more about himself. I think the world of him, and I hope he and Tori are always as happy with each other as they are now. :)

Please. She's a stupid, ugly, heterosexual tramp. Maybe if she shacked up with that Missy bitch, I'd respect her. But she only supports homophobia and bigotry with her nasty breeding ways. Someone should pin her down and chop all her shitty blonde hair off.

OMG SAILOR BIMBO *HUMOPS UR LEGS* U TELL EM SHE ANDS MISSY SHOULD DO IT ZACH SUCKS L;ET'S KICK HIM OUT A WINDOW AND MAKE HIM ECPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You little shit. I dare you to say that again to Jeb's face. I'll fucking end you, you worthless excuse for a human being! First defending that bitch's actions against Syrius, now this? I hate people like you!

-Tori

...and after we chop off all of Esmeralda's hair, we should stick the pair of scissors into your eye sockets, you worm.

u know u want me hehehehehehehehhehe

OMG SHE'S SO HOT AND SHE WANTS ME okay she pretends she doesnt but she lieks my wang anbd she wants to do me hehehehehehehe

Yes! She is a perfect, fair young maiden!

...but you, good sir, need to keep your distance. A homewrecker like you will not be tolerated in our beautiful, miracle romance!

HAHAHA! Yeah, Zach is like Seiya. A good replacement, but not good enough.

>:D

It doesn't have anything to do with being a fanbrat or not! It has to do with respecting other people. You don't have any right to be this cruel to anyone!

-Jeb

*DRAMATIC GASP OF DOOM*

Tuxedo Wank Man! I-it's not what it looks like, I promise! He and I are platonic life partners...it's those other horrible members who spread those ugly rumors about us! *sob*

Have a conversation with Patrick and tell me that again with a straight face.

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