characterhate | BIZZARRO TIME

As unfortunate as Syrius's situation is, why would a mentally unstable person who goes into self-harm fits at the drop of a hat join any community involving fandom? Why get involved in fandom if he's so fragile?

People should be able to enjoy fandom no matter what, you heartless piece of shit. If you like her so much, why don't you go fuck her and leave the rest of us alone? You make me sick.

-Tori

Double post, but who cares? It needs to be said twice.

-Tori

ESMERALDA AND I ARE NOT INVOLVED IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP! *hiss* Clearly, spending too much time in fandom has reduced your brain to mindless shipper goo!

Or maybe you two are fucking.

Or maybe it's just fun to piss you off, since you're such an ass. Cheers! ♥

-Tori

No, clearly you and Patrick are involved in a sexual relationship. Yourloveissoobnoxious!

*stands back smugly and watches the nuclear rage*

You're right, all people who aren't 100% mentally sound should just stay home and never do anything because it might upset them! *BOOKSHELF TO THE FACE* Look in a mirror, Zach, you're the one who's hanging around in fandom even though it gives you a stomachache every time someone writes a non-canon pairing or an AU. Why don't YOU just stay home and masturbate to Essie's picture?

Well, they shouldn't complain if they knowingly dive into a piranha tank.

Look in a mirror, Zach, you're the one who's hanging around in fandom even though it gives you a stomachache every time someone writes a non-canon pairing or an AU.
I do not get ~upset~. I righteously smack down the fanbrats. There's a difference.

Why don't YOU just stay home and masturbate to Essie's picture?
*turns scarlet and starts sputtering* You - You-

By throwing a tantrum and pretending like said tantrum is going to do anything to make them follow your precious rules. Yeah, REAL effective.

Okay, okay.

You can masturbate to Patrick's picture instead.

That... that's horrible to say! You're just as heartless as she is, if you really believe such a thing. Syrius should be allowed to join in on fandom! Bullies like you and Esmeralda are the real problem!

-Jeb

Yes, because putting people in their place anytime they disagree with me is ~bullying~. Tact is for weaklings. The tears of fanbrats sustain me.

Then go find Lucy and tell her Nakago was raped. And had sex with other people. And died. You'll have enough fanbrat tears to sustain you for a decade at least.

You little shit. I dare you to say that again to Jeb's face. I'll fucking end you, you worthless excuse for a human being! First defending that bitch's actions against Syrius, now this? I hate people like you!

-Tori

You don't seem all that stable yourself. Why don't you go take your irrational frustrations out on Patrick?

Irrational? Taking down shitty bullies like you is hardly irrational. Like I said, either fuck off and die or go screw Esmeralda and leave us alone.

-Tori

*turns maroon* I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH ESMERALDA! *goes to take his rage out on Patrick*

Ha! Owned.

-Tori

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It's perfectly rational to hate a nasty heterosexual like you. The girl's bisexual, so I'm definitely going to agree with her over you--she's halfway down the road of recovery. I'm going to go find Esmeralda and give her that haircut now.

-Sailor Bimbo

*SHRIEK* Tuxedo Wank Man, save me! If she cuts my hair, I'll lose everything! *bawwwwwww*

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll just have to commission Mittens to get into a fight with a barbershop and lose. His tears will make you regrow all your hair.

*resists urge to trollface*

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It doesn't have anything to do with being a fanbrat or not! It has to do with respecting other people. You don't have any right to be this cruel to anyone!

-Jeb

Have a conversation with Patrick and tell me that again with a straight face.

...we're talking about Syrius, not Patrick. Please don't try to turn the subject in a different direction.

-Jeb

Patrick is a fanbrat who represents everything wrong with fandom and non-canon shipping. Therefore, I cannot help but lump other people into the same category as him. I'm the real victim here! *whine*

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